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DIRTY LAUNDRY: Pepsi, Pink and Pathetic - LBF

Good afternoon from your Dirty Laundress! OK, let's start right away, shall we? Have you seen the new  Pepsi commercial featuring Kendall Jenner? Talk about a Kontroversy!  Lungboy thinks it is partly due to the fact she is a Kardashian. I think he's right! (This is very rare.)

Kendall Jenner for PEPSI Commercial

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I'm feeling the Coke vibe- SPOILER ALERT! Mad Men finale.

Mad Men "I'd like to buy the world a Coke" series finale, Coca Cola TV ad

Classic final scene from the seminal seven season Mad Men series. Enjoy Mad Men™

Netflix Louis CK special is out- NSFW! But the guy is so funny and a local. So we love him.

Instant relief

67.5k Likes, 2,398 Comments - Netflix US (@netflix) on Instagram: "Instant relief"

Bob Harper from The Biggest Loser had a heart attack on the treadmill and is talking about how he actually was DEAD at the gym until someone revived him. It's a wakeup call to everyone that you have to watch your insides as much as your outsides. Make a doctor's appointment ASAP!

Bob Harper On His Heart Attack: 'I Had What They Call A Widow-Maker' (Exclusive) | TODAY

In an exclusive interview with TODAY's Savannah Guthrie, celebrity fitness trainer Bob Harper talks about the shocking heart attack he suffered 50 days ago. "I was in full cardiac arrest; my heart was stopped," Harper says.

Pink just gave some SOUND advice, one I've been taking for years. Read below please. She's my favorite.

Would you believe I'm 160 pounds and 5'3"? By 'regular standards' that makes me obese. I know I'm not at my goal or anywhere near it after Baby 2 but dammit I don't feel obese. The only thing I'm feeling is myself. Stay off that scale ladies! #feelingmyself #strongismygoal #bodygoals @msjeanettejenkins #happysaturday #getitin #GIJaneismyWCW

249k Likes, 8,304 Comments - P!NK (@pink) on Instagram: "Would you believe I'm 160 pounds and 5'3"? By 'regular standards' that makes me obese. I know I'm..."

Prince’s first wife released a book. I want a foo foo master!

USA TODAY Life on Twitter

Ahead of the release of her book, Prince's first wife, Mayte Garcia, is opening up about 'Life With Prince.'

And finally, the pathetic portion of the program: Shia LaBeouf set a box office record taking in $8.71. ONE TICKET SOLD in the UK!

TIME on Twitter

Shia LaBeouf's new film 'Man Down' sold just one ticket at U.K. box office

Today is the 30th anniversary of Married with Children. Do you know what the original title of the show was?

Old School 80s on Twitter

April 5, 1987, Married...with Children debuted on Fox. #80s Launched Fox's prime time along with Tracy Ullman. Ran 11 seasons &262 episodes.