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Regis vs. Ripa: The Loren/LBF Debate!

 

 

You know how I feel about Kelly Ripa. The word conflicted comes to mind.

I mean, she's perky to a fault and looks for ANY EXCUSE to wear skimpy workout clothes on live television.

I'm insanely jealous of her toned arms. But I think she's admirable. And a hard worker.

Which is why I think Michael Strahan is a JERK for leaving her in the lurch by taking a position over at Good Morning America, what with all the negotiations going on behind her back.

And then? And THEN?

Regis Philbin tells Larry King on Larry King Now (or "For Now", as I like to say. That guy is a FOSSIL) that Kelly hasn't talked to him since he left 6 years ago.

He suspects she's hurt.

Well, MAYBE SHE IS REGIS. I know FULL WELL WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN SOMEONE RETIRES AND BREAKS YOUR HEART. (I'm talking about YOU, WALTER.)

Loren insists she plays the victim. I insist he is dead inside. Listen here: